Looks like the trans-dimensional displacement of my anus caused a tiny wormhole to open several inches away. This wormhole, in turn, swallowed my perineum. There is no longer anything between my anus and genitals but a swirling black-violet quantum anomaly.
Haha!
Looks like I gave you the service, Barry Shirley, as the 21st century saying goes.
Now, to find a way to close the wormhole before it grows and absorbs my scrotum.
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What a unique and terrible problem to have. Best wishes for a speedy recovery, and for that wormhole to...unhole your hole.
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